(JOSH and DONNA are walking down the hallway)

JOSH You'll like it.
DONNA It doesn't sound like I'll like it.
JOSH Caddying?
DONNA Yeah.
JOSH It's great!
DONNA Don't I just lug your golf clubs around?
JOSH Well, it's good exercise.
DONNA Of course it's good exercise, I'm lugging your golf clubs around.
JOSH You'll be doing more than that, Donna. You'll be reading the greens, you'll be helping with club selection.

WHITE HOUSE GUARD Here he is now.
JOSH Who, me?
MAN Joshua Lyman?
JOSH Oh, man.
MAN Are you Joshua Lyman?
JOSH Is this Claypool again?
MAN Mr. Lyman, you're being served with a subpoena to give deposi-
JOSH (To guard) Why do you let him in the building?
MAN Sir, if you'll just sign as to show proof ofñ
JOSH Gimme that. (Signing the paper on Donna's back) This is like the 43^rd time -- This is Freedom Watch, right?
MAN Yes sir.
JOSH Yeah, you guys are real patriots.
MAN I hope this hasn't inconvenienced you too much.
JOSH (Handing back the signed paper) Being subpoenaed? No. Why would that inconvenience me?
MAN (As he leaves) Have a good day, sir.
JOSH Thank you, drop dead. (to Donna) It's what I do now; I'm a professional hostile witness.
DONNA Would I get to drive the cart?
JOSH No carts.
DONNA You don't use a cart?
JOSH No. Real golfers don't use carts.
DONNA Don't they also carry their own clubs?
JOSH No.
DONNA Would you pay me extra?
JOSH No.
DONNA You play in the winter?
JOSH I would wait until Spring, but I'd want you to start practicing with that bag right away.

(JOSH continues into Mrs. Landingham's office while DONNA turns and leaves the other way)